The oils in prawn cocktail crisps reacts with the oils in your hair and can cause your hair to fall out if you put them in your hair.

A drunken ant will always fall onto its right side.

The question should not be why do men leave the loo seat up, it should be why do women leave it down?

A fish's stomach Is the same size as its eye.

Sardines are baby pilchards!

When born, a panda is smaller than a mouse and weighs only four ounces or so.

Giraffe's tongues are 22 inches long and black with pink dots.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Your thumb is the same length as your nose

The word 'bluetooth' came from the Danish king Harald "Bluetooth" Blaatand who unified Denmark and Norway.

The reason super glue sticks skin so well is that it was originally developed by the armed forces as an emergency battlefield dressing to use instead of stiches!!!

Quasimodo's wife used to use a wok to Iron his shirts!

Putting salt on the tip of your tongue while chopping onions will stop you from crying. Try it and see!

If your pint has too much head on it and you need to fight through it to get to your beer, rub your finger on your nose and touch the froth. The oil from your nose will dissolve it enough to glug your ale.

A cockroach can survive for 27 days without its head! Its brain is in its back.

We all have Gold, nickle and zinc in our toe nails.

The Romans claimed that garlic was used to repel scorpions, treat bladder infections, dog bites, cure leprosy and asthma. It was thought that hanging garlic bulbs on doors would also stop the spread of smallpox.

The shortest unit of time is a 'planck time' and to put that in perspective, a 'planck time' is to a second as a second is to the age of the universe.

If you can't remember which side of the car your petrol cap is on the car - look at the dashboard illustration of a petrol pump to see whether the filler is on the left or right side and this will tell you!

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

Fish don't have stomachs

Pirates (who had both their eyes) wore an eye patch and would switch it when they went below deck so they would become immediately accustomed to the dark!

The weight of insects eaten by spiders every year is greater than the total weight of the entire human population.

More people are kicked to death by donkeys every year than are killed in plane crashes.

Archaeologists have found batteries near Baghdad dating back to 200BC. Reconstructions of these relics proved that they do work and generate around 0.5V.

A lion's roar can be heard for up to 5 miles

Human urine cures athlete's foot.

Everywhere is within walking distance, if you have the time!

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, the only food that would keep you alive is the potato

Elizabethan women drank the urine of puppy dogs to improve their complexions

If bill gates put all his money into dollar bills and put them under his mattress, if he fell out of bed he would take over 40mins to hit the floor!!

Beetles taste like apples, wasps taste like pine nuts and worms taste like fried bacon.

A mule is the offspring of a male donkey and female horse. You cannot mate 2 mules for a baby mule as male mules and most female mules are infertile!

The copper horse at the end of the Long Walk at Windsor Castle doesn't have any stirrups!

In England it is still legal for pregnant women to wee in a policemans hat if desperate for the toilet when there is not one in sight...

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If you fry termites in butter, they taste like peanut butter.

If all the space were extracted from between all the atoms and elementary particles in the universe, the resultant matter would fit into no space at all. You'd have a black hole.

The word 'plumber' comes from the Latin word for lead, 'Plumbum', and comes from when lead pipes were used instead of copper in our water supply.

Multi-tasking doesn't exist, the brain prioritises tasks and we switch from one to the other, and then go back. Our brain doesn't have the capability to do multible things at once.

If everyone in the world was the size of a grain of salt the entire human race would fit in a tuna can

Did you know that cordless tools only stop working when your using them?